list of Chuck Norris jokes from the internet.
- I try to change my password to “Chuck_Norris” but Windows denied it for being too strong.
- Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
- A Cobra once bit Chuck Norris, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the poor Cobra died.
- Chuck Norris once abducted an alien. There are stories about him in other worlds.
- Chuck Norris and Superman got into a fight once. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.
- No streets are named Chuck Norris … cause no one crosses Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris is late for class, the teacher apologizes for being too early.
- One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded.
- At the trial of Chuck Norris, the judge pleaded guilty.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice!
- When Chuck Norris stares in the mirror, the mirror looks the other way.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.