Chuck Norris Jokes

list of Chuck Norris jokes from the internet.
  • I try to change my password to “Chuck_Norris” but Windows denied it for being too strong.
  • Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
  • A Cobra once bit Chuck Norris, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the poor Cobra died.
  • Chuck Norris once abducted an alien. There are stories about him in other worlds.
  • Chuck Norris and Superman got into a fight once. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.
  • No streets are named Chuck Norris … cause no one crosses Chuck Norris.
  • When Chuck Norris is late for class, the teacher apologizes for being too early.
  • One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 men. Then the grenade exploded.
  • At the trial of Chuck Norris, the judge pleaded guilty.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice!
  • When Chuck Norris stares in the mirror, the mirror looks the other way.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.